The Friends With Benefits Contract
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- May 31, 2017 4 Personal Intentions which lead to the Need for a Relationship Agreement. 5 Details of a Relationship Contract. 5.1 Property and Finances Details. 5.2 Property inherited or gained as a result of gifts in during the relationship. 5.4 Separation or Death. 5.5 Dispute Resolution.
- The undersigned Applicant (on behalf of all members of the household, collectively called 'I') agrees to participate in a citizens' exchange program by serving as a Host for an international visitor or visitors. I recognize that this Journey was arranged by Friendship Force International which includes its directors, officers.
The Friends With Benefits Contract
This Agreement will inure to the benefit of and be binding on the respective successors and permitted assigns of Lender and Borrower. Joint and Several Liability. The obligation of each Borrower shall be joint and several under this Agreement. This Agreement may be amended or modified only by a written agreement signed.
I, __________________ and I, __________________ on this day dated ____________________ hereby wish to express our intent to enter a Friends with Benefits Agreement.
The terms and conditions are as follows:
1. The main purpose of the contract is for the equal satisfaction of urges, both intimate and sexual of those involved. As such, emotions and feelings, excluding lust is prohibited
2. Safety and Protection is of utmost importance
A. Proper hygiene is expected from both parties. Showering before the encounter is greatly encouraged
B. The use of contraceptives is a must. The method used is at the discretion of both parties
C. In any event where one or both parties are infected by STDs/STIs:
i. The party who first had the disease must tell the other party and is responsible for the testing. If other party is infected, the primary offender must pay for the treatment
ii. If both parties are affecting and the identity of the primary offender cannot be established. Payment for the treatment is as follows:
a. The richer party shoulders the payment
b. The payment is shared upon mutual agreement
iii. Contact prohibited until both parties complete treatment and is cleared by a doctor as negative for STD/STI. Medical certificate or any proof of clearance required.
3. Mode of communication is limited to cell phone use or private messages in any available social network. Parameters of communication is as follows:
A. Contact should be made only within 24 hours of expected meet-up. Preplanning is subject to permanent termination of contract
B. Conversation should be limited to the following topics:
i. Asking the availability of the other party
ii. Time and place of meet-up
iii. Agreed mode of transportation
C. Messages are to be deleted after the conversation
4. Asked party has the right to refuse. No explanation is necessary.
5. In the event the meet-up is scheduled at a paid establishment (i.e. motel, hotel), the one who initiated the contact pays unless otherwise agreed upon beforehand.
6. Cuddling and sleeping over is subject to the discretion of both parties. If one party objects, then said activity is not allowed.
7. Personal life and any kinds of relationship is not a topic for discussion and subject to immediate termination of contract
8. Any sexual acts performed are subject to agreement of both parties. If a party refuses, said act is not allowed.
9. Bringing of change of clothes is not allowed as this indicates preplanning. Likewise, leaving a full set of clothing at another party’s place is prohibited. Any article of clothing left is subject to disposal
10. If one party has no mode of transportation going home, the other party can either drive him/her home or pay for the taxi fare
11. Dinner, watching a movie or any social interaction that requires both parties to be seen together in a public place is not allowed
12. In the event that both parties are invited to the same social event, it is not required that they greet each other.
13. No gifts are allowed or accepted except when the gift is sexual in nature. Likewise, borrowing or giving of money is prohibited
14. If one party develops feelings such as love, infatuation, caring, the other party has the right to terminate the contract immediately with all privileges revoked as this is in direct violation of the spirit of the contract
15. If one party wishes to terminate the contract, the said party has the power to do so without consulting the other party. However, a notice of termination of contract must be given in any form or medium as long as the other party acknowledges receiving said notice. An explanation is not necessary.
16. Upon termination, ONLY the party who terminated the contract has the right to revoke the termination of contract and re-initiate said contract.
17. The party who did not initiate the termination is not granted re-initiation privileges as a sign of respect to the other party
18. Both parties are highly discouraged to tell others of the said agreement, before, during or after the duration of the contract. If one party is confronted with an accusation of having a contract in place, denial is the only response.
I hereby accept the terms and conditions of the said contract. Any violation of the contract is subject to immediate termination of the said contract and removal of all privileges stated therein without notice.
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Signatory A
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Signatory B
